Boyfriend sent me a picture of an outline of a penis and said “Who’s that pokemon?”
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
His family didn’t have a penne left after the funeral costs.
(Source: pointy-earedbastard)
